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		<title>Managers and Engineers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: &#8220;Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don&#8217;t know where I am&#8221;. The man below replied &#8220;You&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: &#8220;Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don&#8217;t know where I am&#8221;.</p>
<p>The man below replied &#8220;You&#8217;re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You&#8217;re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude&#8221;.&#8221;You must be an Engineer&#8221; said the balloonist.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am&#8221; replied the man &#8220;how did you know?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; answered the balloonist, &#8220;everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I&#8217;ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I&#8217;m still lost. Frankly, you&#8217;ve not been much help at all. If anything, you&#8217;ve delayed my trip with your talk.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man below responded &#8220;You must be in management&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am&#8221; replied the balloonist, &#8220;but how did you know?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the man &#8220;you don&#8217;t know where you are or where you&#8217;re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you&#8217;ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it&#8217;s my fucking fault.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>New sport seeking Olympic status&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New sport seeking Olympic status: rodeo bull-rider texting. Those bull-riders need a challenge for that freehand.]]></description>
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		<title>I wish my wife would</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 14:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish my wife would let me show her who&#8217;s boss around here.]]></description>
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		<title>It occurs to me that they&#8217;re not too many banks</title>
		<link>http://muffinstump.ca/2011/06/it-occurs-to-me-that-theyre-not-too-many-banks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 20:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It occurs to me that they&#8217;re not too many banks left with the word &#8220;trust&#8221; in their name, are there?]]></description>
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		<title>When you set big, powerful, life-changing goals</title>
		<link>http://muffinstump.ca/2011/06/when-you-set-big-powerful-life-changing-goals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you set big, powerful, life-changing goals, it&#8217;s as if the Universe gets behind you&#8230; and gives you a wedgie.]]></description>
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		<title>I cut my drinking in half</title>
		<link>http://muffinstump.ca/2011/05/i-cut-my-drinking-in-half/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 14:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cut my drinking in half by eliminating the orange juice in these screwdrivers.]]></description>
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		<title>You know you&#8217;re getting old when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 16:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#8217;re getting old when the bank sends your free calendar one month at a time.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not a vegetarian</title>
		<link>http://muffinstump.ca/2011/05/im-not-a-vegetarian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 15:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.]]></description>
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		<title>I assume full responsibility for my actions</title>
		<link>http://muffinstump.ca/2011/05/i-assume-full-responsibility-for-my-actions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 15:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I assume full responsibility for my actions. Except the ones that are someone else&#8217;s fault.]]></description>
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		<title>People who persevere are annoying</title>
		<link>http://muffinstump.ca/2011/05/people-who-persevere-are-annoying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 15:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.]]></description>
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