2011
06.01

It occurs to me that they’re not too many banks

It occurs to me that they’re not too many banks left with the word “trust” in their name, are there?

2011
06.01

When you set big, powerful, life-changing goals

When you set big, powerful, life-changing goals, it’s as if the Universe gets behind you… and gives you a wedgie.

2011
05.31

I cut my drinking in half

I cut my drinking in half by eliminating the orange juice in these screwdrivers.

2011
05.25

You know you’re getting old when…

You know you’re getting old when the bank sends your free calendar one month at a time.

2011
05.22

I’m not a vegetarian

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

2011
05.21

I assume full responsibility for my actions

I assume full responsibility for my actions. Except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

2011
05.20

People who persevere are annoying

People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.

2011
05.19

Learning to live with my imperfections

Learning to live with my imperfections is getting surprisingly easier now that I’ve met you.

2011
05.19

My wife says I talk while I sleep.

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

2011
03.29

Tagging

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