Stump of a Muffin

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

I assume full responsibility for my actions. Except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.

Learning to live with my imperfections is getting surprisingly easier now that I’ve met you.

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

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I’ll see it when I believe it.

Irony.  The opposite of wrinkly.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?